Some things just don’t need to be said –
ever. Check these out.
~“Want to go for a run” said to someone
40-pounds overweight
~“Why don’t you try this kale? It’s good for you.”
~“Honey, it’s time to get up.” Its half
past 4 (am)
~“Why don’t you stand up” (said to a short
person who is standing up.)
~“Did your grandkids paint that picture”
when looking at a Jackson Pollard masterpiece.
~“Don’t give up your day job” said to me
by others who read my less-than serious poems for the first time.
~“Seriously – you’re not going to date
him/her are you?”
~“Why don’t you drink some carrot juice
instead of that milkshake?”
~“Are you really going to eat that whole
hamburger by yourself?
~“Let’s go for a drive in the countryside”
said to a husband on Superbowl Sunday.”
~“Please don’t compete in that pageant.
People will laugh at you.”
~“You’re an accident looking for a place
to happen.”
~“Don’t cry” says the boyfriend as he is
breaking it off with his girlfriend.
~“Want some carrot juice to help wash down
that piece of chocolate cake?”
~“Take this medicine. It’s good for you, and it doesn’t taste all
that bad.”
~“Is that really your real hair?”
P Michael
Biggs
Offering Up-Moments
One Moment at a Time