Tuesday, January 05, 2016

Never Say This

Some things just don’t need to be said – ever.  Check these out.



~“Want to go for a run” said to someone 40-pounds overweight

~“Why don’t you try this kale?  It’s good for you.”

~“Honey, it’s time to get up.” Its half past 4 (am)

~“Why don’t you stand up” (said to a short person who is standing up.)

~“Did your grandkids paint that picture” when looking at a Jackson Pollard masterpiece.

~“Don’t give up your day job” said to me by others who read my less-than serious poems for the first time.

~“Seriously – you’re not going to date him/her are you?”

~“Why don’t you drink some carrot juice instead of that milkshake?”

~“Are you really going to eat that whole hamburger by yourself?

~“Let’s go for a drive in the countryside” said to a husband on Superbowl Sunday.”

~“Please don’t compete in that pageant. People will laugh at you.”

~“You’re an accident looking for a place to happen.”

~“Don’t cry” says the boyfriend as he is breaking it off with his girlfriend.

~“Want some carrot juice to help wash down that piece of chocolate cake?”

~“Take this medicine.  It’s good for you, and it doesn’t taste all that bad.”

~“Is that really your real hair?”



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